Spiraling Notions


Dear Lord,

I have received three yarn catalogs and umptyfour email “newsletters” in two days. I can barely stand it. Don’t these people understand how weak willed I am? Perhaps they do understand and that is why the constant barrage of email sales and direct mail catalogs seem never ending. Well these pushers have another thing coming, I am determined. I will not be swayed! My course of abstention is resolute and unshakable. I am not going to submit to their temptations...

OOOOH look at that one...

Never mind.

Sorry to have disturbed you.

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